Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#781 - My friend, this is not a good idea.

Chu Hao's gaze merely glanced at the Tathagata Buddha.

The Tathagata Buddha instantly broke out in a cold sweat!

Fellow Daoist, you can't just display heads like that!

Seriously, what's with you? Do you have to use the Buddha's head to hang lights at home to show off your grandeur?

The Tathagata Buddha was anxious, beads of sweat rolling down his face, "Teacher, I am the Buddha of the central Saha world. If my millions of followers knew my head was hung here, it wouldn't be appropriate!"

Chu Hao's gaze casually shifted to the Mahavairocana Buddha, a hint of delight in his voice,

"Wow! So bright! If I hang this up, it'll be better than ten lamps! The Mahavairocana Buddha is truly amazing!"

The Mahavairocana Buddha's forehead was covered in black lines,

Even if you praise me like that, I won't be happy! Who praises someone for how good their head looks hanging up? Are you a Law Enforcement God or a perverted serial killer?

Although Amitabha often tricks his disciples, he still understands the situation.

If any Buddha's head from the Western Paradise were hung here, it wouldn't be pleasant. It would be a major blow to the prestige of the Western Paradise.

So, Amitabha gritted his teeth and said directly,

"Let's not test each other. I have a magic treasure that I can exchange with you to illuminate your Law Enforcement Hall."

Chu Hao was uninterested,

"Oh? Not your heads? That's really disappointing."

The Tathagata Buddha, listening from the side, was exasperated and angrily shouted,

"Jail God Chu Hao, don't go too far!!!"

Who keeps thinking about other people's heads, especially to hang them in the hall?

That's too scary!

Amitabha took out a lamp.

As soon as the lamp was taken out, the surrounding area shone brightly, with lotus flowers blooming, utterly sacred.

Moreover, it seemed that the appearance of this lamp made the surrounding spiritual energy become gentle and easier to absorb.

Chu Hao glanced at it, raising an eyebrow. Oh? It even has a digestion-promoting function?

[Welcoming Linglong Lotus Lamp]

[Innate Spiritual Treasure]

[The owner of the twelve sub-lamps can return to the main lamp's position at an extremely fast speed and can enhance the absorption of surrounding spiritual energy]

Welcoming Linglong Lotus Lamp, Chu Hao knew this.

This was what Jie Yin used before. Just from the name, you can tell that although it's not a companion magic treasure or a rare treasure, it's still considered Jie Yin Daoist's signature magic treasure.

It seems that Amitabha is really anxious. Even if he has to lose face, he wants Chu Hao to quickly restore the Journey to the West.

He's anxious! He's anxious!

Chu Hao took the Welcoming Linglong Lotus Lamp and pretended to examine it,

"This lamp of yours, you can't just display it like that. Look, my hall is so big, one lamp, I don't think it's very good."

"Besides, you are such a noble, high and mighty Amitabha. How can a mere Innate Spiritual Treasure be worthy of your nobility? Do you have anything else?"

Amitabha was almost furious,

When did my dog head become so precious? How come I don't know?!

"Take it or leave it, the head is yours!"

Amitabha was so angry that he started talking nonsense.

Chu Hao thought it over and decided to forget it. Hanging a head here is not very auspicious.

Moreover, only Amitabha himself would buy Amitabha's head. If it were someone else, even the Styx Ancestor wouldn't dare to accept it.

Therefore, Chu Hao could only reluctantly take the Welcoming Linglong Lotus Lamp,

"Alright, alright, here you go."

It must be said that if this were replaced by any Supreme Power present, they would only feel ashamed.

After all, no one had ever heard of any saint or Supreme Power losing their head and having to redeem it.

But this happened to Amitabha, so shame seemed unreasonable.

Amitabha reattached his head, finally returning to his kind and benevolent appearance, compassionately saying,

"Thank you, Benefactor."

Still thanking him?

Amitabha clearly meant, I'm shameless, what are you going to do about it?

Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth, truly disgusted by Amitabha's shamelessness.

Chu Hao yawned, lazily saying,

"Then, let's talk about the reward for restoring the Journey to the West."

"Look, my Law Enforcement Hall has just opened, and it suffered heavy casualties when fighting your filthy world!"

"Because of this, what do you think should be done?"

Chu Hao looked very aggrieved.

Amitabha widened his eyes. You feel aggrieved? I feel even more aggrieved!

It was fine if Chu Hao didn't mention it, but when he did, Amitabha felt uncomfortable.

He ruined my filthy world, forcing Amitabha to call the Mahavairocana Buddha down to the filthy world to suppress it together.

This had never happened since the establishment of the Western Paradise!

It was all because of Chu Hao, and now Chu Hao dared to use this to bargain with him?

"Oh, right, I can't accept criticism. Think before you speak."

Chu Hao suddenly seemed to remember something, saying to Amitabha.

Amitabha's face instantly turned black,

He's... He's a motherfucker!

I'll endure it!

Amitabha took a deep breath. He couldn't lose his head again.

Amitabha gritted his teeth and said fiercely,

"The Western Paradise will give you another 200,000 top-grade magical artifacts. You only need to take one trip to get 200,000 top-grade magical artifacts!"

"Don't bargain. This is my bottom line!"

Amitabha knew how unwise it was to bargain with Chu Hao, so he directly stated his bottom line.

Chu Hao thought for a moment. It didn't seem like a loss.

"Alright, I'll just take a loss and consider it charity."

Chu Hao reluctantly said.

Amitabha's forehead was covered in black lines.

However, Chu Hao suddenly pointed at the Mahavairocana Buddha, saying,

"But I need a bodyguard. Let the Mahavairocana Buddha come!"

Amitabha twitched the corner of his mouth,

"Isn't it just going to four places in the human world? With your speed, Chu Hao, you can solve it in less than half an hour. Why do you need a bodyguard?"

Chu Hao sneered,

"Are you really unaware or pretending to be unaware? There are people watching the Heavenly Court outside. If something happens to me, wouldn't it be over?"

Amitabha raised his eyebrows, glancing at the Mahavairocana Buddha.

The Mahavairocana Buddha didn't refuse much, directly saying,

"Okay, I'll accompany you!"

The Mahavairocana Buddha didn't know why Chu Hao would designate him. Logically, he was a member of the Western Paradise. If Chu Hao wanted a bodyguard, he should find the Four Great Emperors.

The Mahavairocana Buddha didn't see the greedy look in Chu Hao's eyes.

Although it wasn't good to fleece the Mahavairocana Buddha, Chu Hao was determined to get his essence blood!