kiwanis-nylisc #562 - One slap is also a beating, two slaps are also a slap
#562 - One slap is also a beating, two slaps are also a slap
The Medicine Buddha's face instantly darkened.
He's still counting down?
Is this beast not going to stop until he slaps my face?!
The Medicine Buddha felt incomparably ashamed and angry. How could I, a dignified Eastern Lapis Lazuli Medicine Buddha, let you slap my face at will!
Especially since Chu Hao is only a half-step Quasi-Sage, while he, the Medicine Buddha, is the Buddha of the Eastern Lapis Lazuli World, a super powerhouse!
Among the Three Realms, super powerhouses don't lose face like this!
Chu Hao's indifferent countdown continued.
Hearing Chu Hao's words, the Medicine Buddha wavered.
The last time Chu Hao said this, the Western Paradise suffered a great calamity!
Remembering Chu Hao's confident and strategic appearance, the Medicine Buddha was extremely conflicted.
The Tathagata Buddha didn't clearly explain what handle was being held against him!
Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't explain the situation either!
Although the Medicine Buddha is also a Buddha, the one openly in charge of the Western Paradise is the Tathagata Buddha.
In order to resolve the crisis of Chu Hao attacking the Western Paradise and to please the Tathagata, the Medicine Buddha even chose to betray Maitreya Buddha.
All for the sake of the Western Paradise!
And now, if the Western Paradise suffers another calamity because of him,
After so much difficulty, they had finally reached the point where the Western Paradise was about to be revived, and he, as one of the leaders of the Western Paradise, if something goes wrong...
Putting aside everything else, the Medicine Buddha would be the first to not forgive himself!
Chu Hao had a faint smile on his face.
"One!"
In just one second, countless thoughts flashed through the Medicine Buddha's mind.
The next second, the Medicine Buddha rushed in front of Chu Hao and put his face in front of Chu Hao, deciding to take the initiative!
"How dare you hit me! I am the supreme Buddha of the Eastern Lapis Lazuli World, a great power in the Three Realms!"
"You are just a mere half-step Quasi-Sage. To reach my level, you will need at least one kalpa!"
"You can be arrogant for a while, but can you be arrogant forever? Why not just let it pass..."
Smack!
The Medicine Buddha hadn't finished speaking.
"Let it pass your ass!"
Chu Hao slapped the Medicine Buddha's face!
The Medicine Buddha was stunned, covering half of his face, staring blankly at Chu Hao.
Unbelievable, I said all that, and he still dares to hit me?
Is he really this unconventional?
Is he really not afraid of the power of a Quasi-Sage powerhouse?!
Damn it!!!
Maybe he's just young and impulsive, and said the wrong thing in the heat of the moment, that's why he had to slap me.
Forget it, I'll spare him...
Smack!
Chu Hao slapped the Medicine Buddha's face again.
The Medicine Buddha's facial fat was trembling, and his little heart was also trembling.
Damn it!
Is this young man so unruly?!
"You almost..."
The Medicine Buddha was about to threaten him.
But Chu Hao obviously didn't like hearing that.
"Who are you talking to?"
"I am the dignified Medicine Buddha... Ah!"
"What are you looking at?!"
"I'm not looking at you!"
"If you weren't looking at me, how would you know you weren't looking at me? Now you are!"
"You!"
Smack! Smack! Smack!
The Medicine Buddha was anxious. Are you trying to make me spin like a top?!
Enough is enough, my face is swollen like a pig's head. Don't I, the Medicine Buddha, have any dignity!
The Medicine Buddha's face was full of shame and anger, but this matter was like doing something bad, it's hard to go back on it.
Since I've already been slapped, one slap is a slap, two slaps are still slaps, just hit me.
A top is a top.
Smack, smack, smack!
What a delightful sound, the kind that would make you blush when you close your eyes.
Guanyin Bodhisattva covered her eyes, peeking at the Medicine Buddha's miserable state through her fingers.
"Oh my, so fierce!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva felt a sense of relief for some reason.
Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise it would have been my turn to be beaten.
I have to thank the survival environment of the Western Paradise for teaching Guanyin Bodhisattva how to protect herself.
It's better for a fellow Daoist to die than for me to die, it's an old tradition of the Western Paradise!
Anyway, we're not in the same department, and you can't seek revenge in the future, so Guanyin Bodhisattva is very relieved.
Sun Wukong watched in shock.
I'm shocked for a whole year!
Sun Wukong never thought that Chu Hao could manipulate the Medicine Buddha in this way!
In fact, Sun Wukong still doesn't understand why the Tathagata Buddha would be so terrified to block the attack for Chu Hao?
Is it really just because Chu Hao is handsome?
Obviously not.
Sun Wukong only vaguely remembered the look of fear on the Tathagata Buddha's face, he seemed to be afraid of Chu Hao's ability.
He wanted to kill Chu Hao, but he was afraid that Chu Hao wouldn't die, and that it would cause even more trouble.
And Chu Hao had been hiding something, he didn't die even under the sneak attack of the Lapis Lazuli Illusion, the Tathagata Buddha seemed to have guessed right.
But guessing right is guessing right, he didn't have time to explain the matter to the Medicine Buddha before he left.
This made the Medicine Buddha think that the Western Paradise had a big weakness in Chu Hao's hands, and he was hesitant to act.
And even Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't say anything, so the Medicine Buddha was even more flustered.
He was originally the kind of person who tended to please the Tathagata Buddha, and the leader would rather chase away a dog than drive away a chicken.
Now that the leader's clone was dispersed by the Medicine Buddha, the Medicine Buddha was uneasy, and even more fearful and cautious because he couldn't guess anything.
Moreover, Chu Hao put on an act that if you don't let me hit you, I will detonate a disaster even more serious than the Dragon Clan destroying the Western Paradise!
The older people get, the more timid they become!
The Medicine Buddha was slapped into a spinning top like this.
Very miserable.
In this wave, the Tathagata Buddha thought Chu Hao was on the second level, Guanyin Bodhisattva described it as the third level.
In the Medicine Buddha's eyes, Chu Hao was directly on the fifth level!
But in reality, Chu Hao was only on the first level!
In fact, the Thirty-Sixth Grade Creation Green Lotus was only able to be immune to the Lapis Lazuli Illusion, which is why the Tathagata Buddha was so afraid, and even hurriedly wanted to protect Chu Hao.
If the Medicine Buddha hadn't used the Lapis Lazuli Illusion to sneak attack, he would have killed Chu Hao long ago...
It can only be said that everything is arranged in the dark.
Sun Wukong was completely convinced by Chu Hao, he didn't expect that there was such a way to operate!
A situation that was clearly destined to die was actually brought back to life by Chu Hao?
And not only was it brought back to life, it was also played well!
In this wave, in order to protect Chu Hao, the Tathagata Buddha sacrificed more than a dozen acquired magic weapons, and even threw in a congenital spiritual treasure!
And the Medicine Buddha's face was swollen like a pig's head, and he still doesn't dare to fight back, or even dare to escape.
The Medicine Buddha thought that since he had already been beaten, forget it, just consider it as taking a beating for the leader.
I'll remember this on the Tathagata Buddha's head.
Perfect.
Chu Hao slapped the Medicine Buddha like a spinning top with lightning speed.
While slapping, Chu Hao still felt it wasn't enough fun.
Thinking that this kid dared to sneak attack him last time, and even injured two of his magic weapons, that was Chu Hao's biggest miscalculation!
No, Little Hell God can't bear such a big grievance!
The next second, Chu Hao took out his big treasure!
The God-Slaying Spear!