Chapter 1049
Chapter 1049
The panda is so sad, these people do not respect her as a cute Buddha.
At this moment, a little monk dressed in a cassock passed by, saw the Buddha light behind the panda, took three steps back, and was shocked: "This... This is actually a Buddha wheel! And it's still such a profound Buddha wheel! "
This person is a shameless little monk who married Sister Feng and gave birth to a baby.
He had just returned from work in the prefecture, and then he was attracted by the Buddha light on the panda, and he was very surprised.
When the panda saw the person who recognized the goods appear, he immediately sat dignified, shrunk into a ball, and held a sign in his hand: Amitabha Buddha, I am the Panda Buddha!
The little monk was shocked again: "Panda benefactor, you have become a Buddha?" "
The panda nodded his head with a look of Buddha.
"Little monk, I have eaten fasting and praying Buddha all my life, and today I finally saw the true Buddha!" The little monk immediately stood up and clasped his hands together: "Amitabha Buddha, I have seen the panda Buddha!" "
Panda holds up the sign: Amitabha!
"This sign seems to have been written by me before, and there is drool on it?" The little monk looked carefully.
The panda held up the sign again: Don't care about these details!
Then as soon as he thought that there was a monk's saliva on it, he immediately threw away the sign of Amitabha Buddha written on it in disgust.
Little monk: "..."
Also said don't care about these details!
"Disciple, I have a few questions, I want to ask Panda Meng Buddha for advice!" The little monk continued to clasp his hands together and asked sensitively and studiously.
Panda was very happy, and finally someone took her as a Buddha and humbly asked for advice.
Looking at the little monk's big light head, he raised the sign: Excuse me!
"May I ask the panda Buddha, the Buddha once said: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha, why can bad people become Buddhas when they put down the butcher knife, and good people still have to practice merit?" The little monk asked.
Panda fell into deep thought and found that the sign was not enough to explain her "Zen", so she took out a pen and wrote on the ground.
Because the bad man's knife was in front of the Buddha, the Buddha was afraid, so he promised to become a Buddha just by putting down the butcher's knife. And good people do not put a knife on the head of the Buddha, so merit must be used to bribe!
When the little monk saw it, he immediately realized it, and put his hands together: "The Panda Meng Buddha is really profound in Buddhism, and the explanation is easy to understand, which makes me realize it thoroughly!" Amitabha! "
Panda holds up the sign: Amitabha!
"Buddha said: I do not go to hell, who goes to hell. It shows that Buddhas have great devotion, but why do so many Buddhas go to hell, and there are so many evil spirits in hell? The monk asked the second question.
The panda wrote on the ground, expounding what he thought was Buddhism.
Normal people who go to hell? Because they are evil spirits, who eat people and do not spit out bones, they will go to hell!
This sentence is thought-provoking, and the little monk Mao suddenly opened.
"Amitabha!" The little monk became more proficient in Buddhism.
Panda holds up the sign: Amitabha!
"The Buddha said: Color is emptiness, emptiness is color. What's the solution? Does it tell us that beauty is like a pink skeleton, for the bubble of dreams, we monks should stay away from beauty? The little monk sent out.
The panda shook his head and held up the sign: .
"Isn't that right?" The little monk was surprised.
The panda raised the sign: This is actually a foolish word, who believes who is a fool, don't think too much!
Little monk: "..."
There can actually be such an explanation!
What a teachable!
The little monk was full of repentance: "Panda cute Buddha, the little monk eats wine and drinks meat, marries wives and has children, and often chews his tongue, making the prefecture smoky and sinful!" Is there a Dharma? "
The panda held up the sign: Don't believe this nonsense!
"Huh?" The little monk was confused.
The panda wrote on the ground: Except for not marrying a wife and having children, I did everything else, and I became a Buddha! The main thing is to look at the relationship, the relationship is hard enough, everything is not a problem!
"Amitabha!" The little monk came to great realization.
Then, the little monk asked a few questions, and the pandas answered them like a stream.
However, the three views of the little monk were completely subverted, and his life was completely baptized, and he really realized it.
"Thank you Panda Mengfo for your guidance, the disciple has been taught!"
The panda raised the sign: You're welcome!
Then, the little monk left satisfied, and the panda was full of a sense of accomplishment.
She decided to carry forward the cause of Buddhism and guide more lost lambs.
At this moment, after class, many moe babies ran out.
Seeing the panda's eyes lit up, he immediately ran over to stroke the cat's head.
"This is a panda, it's so fun to actually wear a robe and sit on the lotus platform, calling yourself Panda Meng Buddha!"
"It's so cute, it's so cute to play cosplay!"
"The body can still shine, and it must be warm when you hold it in the evening!"
"Haha, that's so interesting!"
......
The panda shivered and held up two signs.
Brand 1: You want this!
Brand 2: I am, you have to respect me!
But no one took it seriously.
At this time, Lin Beifan was also fooling a little monk.
This is what Lin Beifan projected into a mythical world and found it, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and a righteous body. When he saw the Buddha light behind Lin Beifan, he was shocked, and immediately ran over to greet: "Disciple Fahai, meet the ancient Buddha!" "
It's actually called Fahai?
A hint of surprise flashed in Lin Beifan's eyes, and he said with a smile: "Excuse me!" "
"I don't know which Buddha the ancient Buddha is, why haven't the disciples seen it?" The little monk Fahai asked.
"You don't know it's normal, I am like the immeasurable golden Buddha that the Buddha has just sealed, and I am at the head of ten thousand Buddhas!" Lin Beifan said with a smile.
"No wonder... Meet the Buddha! The little monk Fahai was very excited.
All his life, he dreamed of seeing a true Buddha, and when he thought of a Buddha being such a big Buddha.
The head of the ten thousand Buddhas is nominally ahead of the Buddha.
"Excuse me!" Lin Beifan stretched out his hand and asked with a smile: "Little monk, why are you here?" This is West Lake, a place full of fireworks, you a little monk came here, can you nostalgic for red dust? "
The little monk Fahai was taken aback, is the Buddha head going to be punished?
"Buddha head, this is not true, the little monk just feels that there are two snakes and monsters here, so he came to recover it, support the right path, and let the people be healthy!" The little monk Fahai quickly explained.
"Don't be nervous, I'm just kidding!"
Fahai is messy in the wind!
The head of the ten thousand Buddhas in the hall actually made such a colorful joke?
It was a little different from the Buddha he imagined! _
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